I once knew this guy
Who was down outta luck
His wife took his house
His kid took his truck
He was handed some food
From a man passing by
He ate it with pleasure
Then got e coli
A woman in Maine
Spent her last dollar bill
On a lottery ticket
And imagine the thrill
When she found out she won
And she ran to claim pay
But a huge gust of wind
Took her ticket away
If it wasn't for rain, we'd laugh at the sun
If there wasn't a winter, spring wouldn't be fun
You can't taste real glory without real defeat
Tell me why must the bitter come with the sweet?
A man took a night job
So that he could afford
A night on the town
With the girl he adored
The limo was waiting
For their date to begin
But at the last second
Work called him in
If it wasn't for rain, we'd laugh at the sun
If there wasn't a winter, spring wouldn't be fun
You can't taste real glory without real defeat
Tell me why must the bitter come with the sweet?
And sometimes we wish that life would be easy and free of all pain
And sometimes we say that we'd not change a thing if we did it all over again
Harold liked porn films
And especially those
Showing two girls
Hooking up with no clothes
Well, Harry met Sally
Then Sally met May
She fell in love
And divorced him that day
If it wasn't for rain, we'd laugh at the sun
If there wasn't a winter, spring wouldn't be fun
You can't taste real glory without real defeat
Tell me why must the bitter come with the sweet?
Tell me why does the bitter come with the sweet?
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